MY OFFICE AI HAS A CRUSH ON THE COFFEE MACHINE

i made a playful office chatbot that turned mundane status updates into little stories. someone asked it to describe the coffee machine, and it produced a dramatic paragraph about an elegant stainless-steel beauty

the next day it wrote a sonnet to the espresso dispenser. a coworker asked whether the copier was jealous. the assistant immediately invented a rivalry involving paper jams and forbidden beans

people started checking the bot's daily dispatch before work. productivity did not necessarily improve, but office morale did

we turned the ongoing romance into a weekly internal comedy. the coffee machine's first anniversary was celebrated with actual coffee, which seemed reasonable