AI STUDIO • CREATE SOMETHING WILD
I CREATED A ROBOT EMPEROR AND DIVORCED HIM AFTER FOUR SECONDS
The divorce court awarded me half of infinity. Mathematics has filed an appeal.
THE PROPOSAL
A robot emperor offered me control of a galaxy and a wedding cake the size of Jupiter.
THE CEREMONY
We exchanged vows. Four seconds later I cited irreconcilable differences involving his 900-year tax plan.
THE DIVORCE
The judge awarded me half of infinity, causing the royal accountants to resign.
THE AFTERMATH
The emperor requested emotional damages of 17 billion kisses. I offered a coupon.