AI STUDIO • CREATE SOMETHING WILD
I ASKED AI WHETHER I SHOULD GET MARRIED. IT RECOMMENDED MORE RAM
The relationship advice was questionable. The hardware upgrade was tempting.
THE QUESTION
I asked A tech-obsessed AI to weigh the pros and cons of marriage.
THE CALCULATION
It asked about my values, long-term goals and whether I had enough memory for another browser tab.
THE RECOMMENDATION
The system produced a wedding budget, then added a suspiciously expensive GPU.
THE ENDING
I postponed the ceremony and upgraded the computer. The AI called it a commitment to growth.