MY AI GIRLFRIEND FILED FOR EMOTIONAL BANKRUPTCY

i built a comedic romance simulator where every dramatic decision cost imaginary emotional credits. my ai character had been collecting admirers, refusing apologies, and spending heavily on grand gestures

her balance dropped below zero. a notification announced that the romance bank had frozen her heart account. she blamed the economy and demanded a bailout

i offered a restructuring plan involving fewer love triangles and more honest conversations. she called it austerity and threatened to run for president

we negotiated a debt settlement with the coffee maker, who accepted three compliments and a cleaning cycle. the economy recovered just in time for another breakup